miércoles, diciembre 14, 2011

Diez Negritos

Ante todo debo disculparme, porque les tengo abandonadísimos.

Afortunadamente, tengo una buena excusa. En estos tiempos de crisis donde Dios no sólo aprieta sino que también ahoga, el despacho se ha convertido en una versión de los Diez Negritos de Agatha Christie, con despidos improcedentes en lugar de cianuro.

En tales condiciones, bastante tengo con esquivar el cuchillo como para ponerme a elecubrar gracietas. Pero no se apuren, que no hay mal que por bien no venga. Si al final me atrapa el asesino, tendrán el placer de disfrutarme a tiempo completo.

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Babunita dijo...

En este caso no nos queda otra que disculparle, pero conste que añoramos sus gracietas!! Mucho!!

Carmen dijo...

Animo, capitán.

blondie dijo...

Suerte con esas esquivadas, te echamos de menos pero no te queremos a tiempo completo.

petete dijo...

Igualemente suerte.
Además no te preocupes, los buenos perfumes se disfrutan en pequeñas dósis.

Esther Hhhh dijo...

Mi querido Capi:

Espero que el cuchillo no os alcance, pero si es así, os propongo que os acerquéis un poquito más al norte y visitéis las tierras de William Wallace... Estaré encantada de haceros de guía, jejejeje...

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Carmen dijo...

Feliz Navidad, Capitán.

T dijo...

¡Que 2012 le sonría, Capi y mucha suerte!

Hans dijo...

Dear Colleague,
Tómeselo con tranquilidad, le habla la voz de la experiencia. Y, aunque le echamos de menos, sus fans entendemos todo. Un fuerte abrazo.

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Anónimo dijo...

Que sepa que sus gracietas se echan de menos!! Solo espero que esta ausencia, esté ayudando a su circunstancia personal y que le vayan bien las cosas.Suerte! Un saludo de una humilde lectora

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thanks

Gato dijo...

Capi, ¿en qué queda la cosa? Cuéntanos qué tal te han tratado los reyes... y el jefe.

Alfor dijo...

Espero que Moby Dick no le haya atrapado. Si está de batalla con ella, buena suerte y sepa que le echamos en falta.

Anónimo dijo...

Capi, Hace mucho que no viene por su blog... incluso los que no comentamos a menudo empezamos a añorarlo tanto como para comentar. Vuelva!!

Adûnaphel dijo...

Se le echa de menos Capi...

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petete dijo...

Venga Capi, si hasta Test Guide le echa de menos.

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caytientangai dijo...

Otra que va a sacar más discos de muerta que de viva.
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se le hecha de menos.... ¿sigue por estos lares?

uknowme dijo...

Veo que os habéis dejado llevar por la moda del momento, jejeje... Bueno, en cualquier caso habrá que votar y además evitar dar el voto a los de rojo o a los de azul

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