viernes, agosto 24, 2018

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«¿Pensarán vuestras mercedes ahora que es poco trabajo hinchar un perro?»
Miguel de Cervantes


Aprovechando que  el Pisuerga pasa por Valladolid,  que el Xuvia pasa por Ferrol (del Caudillo) y que septiembre es buena época para recoger uvas frescas y momias pasadas, El País publica una interesante y entretenida infografía donde animadamente nos informa del procedimiento más conveniente para desenterrar dictadores ferrolanos.

Por si les da pereza echarle un ojo a los monigotes, se lo resumo:

(1) El féretro será extraído de la tumba en dirección ascendente.  Los expertos desaconsejan profundizar el hoyo escarbando hasta Nueva Zelanda, ya que los primeros cien o doscientos kilómetros son de granito  y te puedes dejar un Congo pagando peonadas.

(2) Una vez situado el difunto a la altura del suelo procederán a sacarlo por la puerta. Una decisión razonable, si consideramos que  la cripta no tiene ventanas.

Dibujito arriba, dibujito abajo, eso viene a ser todo...

¡Que no me digan luego que la prensa no nos informa en profundidad!

3 comentarios:

criaturilla dijo...

Qué arte...
:)

Lek dijo...

Tampoco estará tan profundo...

xDDD

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The Portuguese had a brutal record in the Americas as a colonial power. The most horrendous abuses occurred in the colony of Brazil: natives were enslaved, murdered, tortured and raped in the conquest and early part of the colonial period and later they were disenfranchised and excluded from power. Individual acts of cruelty are too numerous and dreadful to list here. Portuguese Conquistadors in Brazil reached levels of cruelty that are nearly inconceivable to modern sentiments.

Today, Portugal is the Biggest Racist country that i have ever lived in. I feared for my life there and i consider myself lucky that my family got out alive! I have never lived in such poverty (Sopas dos Pobres everyday) 40% unemployment rate and 60% of the population earn less than $932 USD per month, and that’s considered Middle Class here! Within the European Union it is the worst of the worst place to live in.

The bottom line is the bulk of the People in the poor country of Portugal exist in a brainless comma that is fed by Ignorance, anti-Spanish hate, and severe Racism of pretty much everybody that isn’t Portuguese! And, Portugal started the Global Slave Trade in 1441 so it is definitely NOT a safe place for Blacks!!

I found important websites that explain the Severe multi-generational Racism and Hate that exist in Portugal today, and i highly encourage all to read them and spread the word in order to avoid innocent, and desperate people from living or visiting there. Get educated on the Truths about Racist Portugal now.

1) https://www.theroot.com/a-white-journalist-discovers-the-lie-of-portugal-s-colo-1790854283

2) https://saynotoracistportugal.neocities.org/

3) http://www.discoveringbristol.org.uk/slavery/routes/places-involved/europe/portugal/

4)SOPAS DOS POBRES EVERYDAY IN PORTUGAL BECAUSE OF NON EXISTENT ECONOMY:

https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/764453/sopa-dos-pobres-foi-criada-ha-anos-mas-ainda-existe-problemas-persistem

5) http://www.ipsnews.net/2011/10/portugal-crisis-pushes-women-into-prostitution/

6) https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/06/the-mystery-of-why-portugal-is-so-doomed/276371/

7) https://portugaltruths.neocities.org/

8) https://portugalwasabadcolonizer.neocities.org/

9) https://portugalisxenophobic.neocities.org/

10) https://portugalisaracistcountry.neocities.org/

I HEREBY ALERT ALL PEOPLE ON EARTH TO NOT BUY FROM PUTUGAL, DO NOT SPEND YOUR HARD, EARNED MONEY GOING THERE AND BOYCOTT ALL PORTUGEE STORES IN YOUR AREA! DON'T BUY THEIR GOODS OR WINES!!!

THESE XENOPHOBIC RACISTS HAVE TO LEARN AND THE BEST WAY IS TO BLOCK THEM ECONOMICALLY!

BE CAREFUL FRIENDS!

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Be SAFE friends. Hugs. VIVA Portugal Gypsies! The BEST part and MOST Forgotten part of our Heritage! LUSO? AN invented word because we are all phenotype of Arabs and gypsies in Portugal!!!