jueves, noviembre 24, 2011

A cañonazos

Hace unas pocas semanas, un compañero de trabajo y yo nos entretuvimos en recurrir una multa de tráfico usando como base el recurso que se empleó en su día para echar abajo el plan de ordenación urbana de una capital de provincias española.

La cosa quedó niquelada, pero mi compañero andaba un poquillo inquieto por el excesivo calibre de la munición empleada:

- ¿No estaremos matando moscas a cañonazos?

Menos mal que me pilló con la respuesta preparada:

- Quienes dicen que no se pueden matar moscas a cañonazos son los que nunca le han disparado un obús a una mosca.

Y tenía razón. De la mosca no han quedado ni las alitas.

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