lunes, noviembre 07, 2011

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Llevo vista una hora del debate entre los candidatos a presidente del gobierno y esto es más aburrido que una película coreana con guión de José Luis Garci. Esta campaña necesita alguien que la anime y ese alguien voy a ser yo.

A partir de hoy, le voy a endilgar a cada candidato el eslogan que mejor le cuadra. Comencemos con don Alfredo Pérez-Rubalcaba.



Para resucitar al muerto recurra a un especialista.

Contrate al tipo que se lo cargó.

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Llevo vista una hora del debate entre los candidatos a presidente del gobierno y esto es más aburrido que una película coreana con guión de José Luis Garci. Esta campaña necesita alguien que la anime y ese alguien voy a ser yo.


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