domingo, febrero 21, 2010

Para mí lo ancho y para ti lo agudo

A estas alturas de la película ya sabrán lo que sucedió hace un par de días en la Universidad de Oviedo: un grupo de estudiantes quiso reventar una conferencia de José María Aznar profiriendo los insultos habituales -fascista, terrorista, asesino...- y este, como habla catalán en la intimidad, les dedicó una butifarra sin mongetes.

Los medios de comunicación carpetovetónicos han procedido, como es costumbre, a formar dos filas paralelas. Los de un lado critican la intransigencia y mala educación de los estudiantes. Los del contrario se ceban con la agresiva chulería del político retirado.

El diario Público hace una cosa y la otra al curiosísimo estilo que en dicha publicación se estila. Primero intenta hacerte el lío con un titular sesgado - "Aznar insulta a quienes le recriminan la guerra de Irak" - y, acto seguido, te deja un rastro de miguitas que permite reconstruir que "recriminar" equivale a "tachar de fascista, terrorista y asesino" e "insultar" a "dedicar un gesto obsceno".


Yo nunca había tenido a mis paisanos por especialmente susceptibles, pero deben de serlo. Si en La Mancha profunda llamas terroristas, asesinos y fascistas a los mozos del pueblo, tus posibilidades de zambullirte vestido en el pilón son las mismas que si les sacas el dedo: elevadísimas.

En fin, lástima que el diario Público sea tan joven. Sus redactores han perdido la oportunidad de redactar noticias divertidísimas.




22 comentarios:

Rune dijo...

El diario Público es tu diario de cabecera, verdad? jijijiji

Anónimo dijo...

Genial.
C.

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suri dijo...

Lo bueno que tienen en este periódico es que en un hipotétco caso contrario, le pueden dar la vuelta a los adjetivos sin despeinarse: imagínese una charla de ZP (ZP da charlas?) y unos jóvenes cachorros del PP enfrente. En este caso tardarían un rato más en sacar la noticia porque estarían buscando la bandera con el aguilucho. Pero los jóvenes del supuesto insultarían a lo bestia e impedirían el ejercicio de la expresión de forma fascista, eso seguro.

((Ahí va. Un robot ejpañó))

estrella dijo...

Estupenda la segunda noticia XD

Achab dijo...

Rune:

Es que es muy divertido.

C.:

Y encima el muy guarro va semidesnudo.

Suri:

Los dos a coro: ¡hola, señor robot!

Estrella:

Necesitamos un "Público" retroactivo a la de ya.

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