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El Ministerio de Igualdad ha destinado recientemente 26.000€ a subvencionar la elaboración de un "Mapa de la Inervación y Excitación Sexual en el Clítoris y los Labios Menores”. Otra subvención de similar cuantía sufragará el estudio de las "Topografías domésticas en el imaginario femenino".

Ignoro por completo la competencia de los sexólogos patrios, pero nuestros geógrafos, a juzgar por los extensísimos terrenos que cartografían, deben de estar entre los más vagos del mundo.

19 comentarios:

suri dijo...

Yo es que alucino con el ministerio éste.

petete dijo...

Vidal-Quadras se expresa mejor que yo, así que para qué vamos a buscar otro comentario:

"El socialismo posmoderno se dedica a diseminar la imbecilidad para ganar votos"

Achab dijo...

Suri:

Son unos cachondos en cualquier sentido que elijas d el apalabra.

Petete:

Pues deben de estar a un paso de la mayoría absoluta.

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